Dance: Peggie Madden-Marano on crazy Irish Dance moms

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Peggy Madden
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How It’s New York: Dance Moms, the television show. Heard of it? It’s set in Pittsburgh, but we’ve got them in NY too. Some of them are Irish Dance Moms, as Peggie Marano explains.

How It’s Irish: It’s Irish dance, and it has its own weird, wacky and wonderful traditions, including the dreaded wig.
(for more on Irish dance competitions, read our review of the film Jig and listen to our podcast with the movie’s director Sue Bourne, teacher Lisa Petri, and dancers Joe Bitter and Julia O’Rourke).
Welcome Peggie Madden-Marano! a self-described Dance Mom, she has her own blog, flipyerwig.blogspot.com, and we’re thrilled to have this inside view of the North American Dance National! Learn about the “donut,” and how competition can make a sane woman turn into Mary Poppins on Zoloft with a New Jersey accent…

While the rest of the sane world was enjoying the birthday of our fine country on July 4th, I was trapped with a gaggle of crazy Irish dance moms at the North American Dance National Championships in Chicago.  

There is duct taping, wig-throwing, shouting, and nervous sweat in abundance right before the competition. Amidst the early morning chaos of readying our preteen and teenage daughters for their moment in the spotlight, I begin to channel some strange robotic, perfect, zombie inner-mother. I started speaking in a tone that can only be described as Mary Poppins heavily medicated on Zoloft. “Ok Kathryn time to get ready,” I say in this bizarre Zen sing-song voice. She gets her bag of sundries out… a wig (similar to a dust mop I use on my wood floors), a bag load of various sized hair pins, a brush and then… PANIC.  “I don’t have the DONUT?!?!” 

Now those of you not in the dance world might just assume that she woke up really hungry or that I have instilled really bad eating habits in my teenage daughter but neither would be true. A “donut” is used under the wig to provide height.  “Ok,” I say in my singsongy happy voice, “No worries we’ll improvise.”  This is usually done with a sock—but… I didn’t pack any socks.  So to avoid any undo stress I calmly rummage through the suitcase and pulling out a thong I say in my Zoloft infused Mary Poppins voice,  “Yes, yes this will do quite nicely,” all the while thinking OMG who the hell are you?


I begin to ready her head for wig placement, careful not to jab too hard or pull too tightly. Constantly checking on her nerves, providing encouraging words and from her… NOTHING. No expression. No conversation. NOTHING.  I start to get a little concerned. I don’t know why she’s like this at every competition but it starts to put a little stress in my Mary Poppins Zoloft voice.  And finally she speaks…“The girls are waiting for us we’re late!” “Ok it’s breakfast tell them to walk over we’ll meet them there,” said Zoloft Mary Poppins.   Another text and another,  “We’re late they’re waiting for us.” And another, “Ok we are walking out the door, tell them to start walking we’ll meet them there,” said Zoloft Mary Poppins with a now noticeable Jersey City accent.   And then the rapid fire text to her phone and now mine.  The Mary Poppins in me ducked for cover and let me out… “IT’S BREAKFAST!!! WE DON’T HAVE TO EAT TOGETHER TO DANCE TOGETHER… THE EXACT SAME TEXT FROM EVERY PERSON IS NOT GOING TO MAKE US GET THERE ANY SOONER… TELL THEM TO WALK OVER AND WE WILL MEET THEM THERE… NOW CALM DOWN AND KNOCK OFF THE FEISTUDE!!” With a chime noting the arrival of the elevator Zoloft Mary Poppins returned and said,  “Now, let’s get to breakfast shall we.”  Breakfast was great.  No one ate. 

Competition time arrives… headbands, make-up check, stretching, run throughs, grouchy Sheraton Staff (you know who you were).  The Moms settle into the ballroom packed with spectators. They announce our team and we all hold our collective breaths. “Please GOD just let them dance well.”  Zoloft Mary Poppins has bitten her well-manicured nails down to the nubbins at this point.  It seems like an eternity… but somehow during the dance the rest of the world slips away as we watch our girls dance.  I find myself feeling my mother, long gone standing right beside me.   

I know that this is what she and my dad experienced all those years ago watching me, and the girls I still call my dance friends perform these same ceilis in the basement of St. John the Baptist Church in Jersey City under the tutelage of Margaret McNamara.   

Back in the here and now, the girls danced beautifully.  Now we wait and see if they were good enough to get a medal.  They don’t actually tell what place you’ll get just that you placed.  Emotions ping-pong back and forth, between happy, hopeful, sad, terrified, disappointed and just teenaged angst.  “Do you think we’ll recall,” my Kathryn asks?  There is no right answer.  For the record, not even Zoloft Mary Poppins can answer that one correctly.

They get their “Recall,” which is code for “more stress this way”.   Exhausted, we put back on the dresses, check the wigs and headbands, slap on some make-up and send them up.  Thirty seconds later it is all over with.  We waited for three hours for 30 seconds of fame.   I cheer loudly for the their accomplishment, wishing maybe they could have been a little higher (unless they’re first we all think it and you’re lying if you say you don’t).  She comes off the stage and we hug and in that hug I feel every arm of every Irish ancestor wrap around us and suddenly, three hours of claustrophobia doesn’t seem quite so long and my heart is swelling with pride and my inner Zoloft Mary Poppins swallows hard on a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious spoon full of sugar that helps the medicine go down.


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2 COMMENTS

  1. Thanks for confirming my decision to take my daugter away from the land of wigs and florescent pink outfits.
    But God Bless their energy and dedication.
    and I do enjoy their dancing…I’d just enjoy it more if they didn’t cover up their beautiful hair and just relied on their legs to light up the room instead of their…errr… “dresses”

  2. This article should by no means be used to confirm your decision to not allow your daughter to be apart of Irish dance. Sure the outfits might be crazy– most dance costumes are– but what they gain from being a part of such a wonderful cultural experience far outshines the florescent pink, bedazzled dresses. It’s about “getting your Irish on” . It’s why we sing along with all those songs–some rebel, some drinking, some ballads and some silly. It’s the reason I learned to dance a waltz before I learned the Hustle. My dad taught me how to waltz in the kitchen as a kid listening to the Irish radio program. We use sayings that make no sense to anyone else but to us they are crystal clear. It’s why we smile when we hear a brogue and immediately ask, even a stranger, “what county are you from?” It’s what makes us uniquely us. At let’s face it … ya gotta love the Irish– warts and all.

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